Slackjaw:
McGruff The Crime Dog Pens Letter From Prison
Robot Butt:
Optimism: The Remedy to Uncertainness (and My Case of Rabies)
Defenestration:
Grocery Bagging Rights: A Day in the Life of a Dignified Grocery Bagger
The Daily Drunk:
GO TO HELL! I’m James Naismith
The Haven:
Confessions of a Thrift Store Employee
All Shook Up: Elvis Presley Was My DoorDash Driver
Please Note – Extending Your Vehicle Warranty is Some Serious Shit
Mocking Your Baby is Good for the Soul
My Bully Promised To Finally Beat Me Up At Our Twenty-Year High School Reunion
The Gorko Gazette:
I Have Mixed Feelings About The Man Who Didn’t Wash His Hands
Bigfoot Claims Her Kind Aren’t Tall Tales Despite Public Opinion
